A. Jopko Bios

BOSS - Background Description

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||**STATS ||
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Job Type: Professor
Class Type: Physical Science
Difficulty Level: Legendary
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|| STR: ∞ | VIT: ∞
|| AGI: ∞ | INT: ∞
|| DEX: ∞ | LUK: ∞

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||**SKILLS ||
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**Note: He has WAY more skills than this. The exact number of skills he has is unknown, there are simply way too many to list. But these are just the ones he used most frequently.**

**Also: Ther are no descriptions of each skill simply because everytime he performs these skills (his first attack), the battle would simply end by either a system crash, black screen or the breaking of the system (smoke, burning smell, etc.).**

- Newton's Fourth Law
- Deconservation of Energy
- Vectors in ∞ Dimensions
- Limit of x->∞ of ∞/∞ or 0/0
- Torque by non-tangential forces

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||**GUIDE ||
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It is merely impossible to beat this boss. Using cheating devices while engaging a battle with him will simply fry it. The numbers needed to be modified are far too great to calculate for today's cheating technologies.

Without any 3rd party devices, every move he makes will net a grand total of 9,999*10^∞ damage on all party members. Thus, it is impossible to use any available healing items and spells. Actually, there has been no records of anyone casting a spell, or simply attacking normally before he does since his AGI and DEX is beyond maximum limit. Some has even rigged their party stats to achieve the game's maximum cast rate and attack speed but to no avail. His stats are simply too rigged to be countered by anything provided in the game.

However, rumours has it that people have beaten this boss by simply modifying their party formations to be located somewhere near the 'floor'. They say that by doing so it simply causes a glitch in the programming which thus makes his damage output to be reduced significantly; and thus making it possible to beat. Additionally, it also reported that the glitch will cause Jopko to take damage while striking. The damage he deals to himself will increase each time he performs an attack.

How true is this rumour? I don't know. But to my knowledge, this boss is simply unbeatable.